Birch, Zebra Riding Club and Valeries - a review of the new-style hotel and restaurant to de-stress city folk

birch hotel hertfordshireThe drive into the main Birch Entrance - and you can see the Valeries terrace here too.

What you need to know about Birch

"Looks like a hotel, feels like a festival" reads the blurb. This new hotel space features 140 bedrooms, a farm, two restaurants, a bakery, three bars, a co-working space, fitness studios, a pottery workshop, and screening, music, and art rooms. It's from the former MD of Ace Hotel London and it's aiming to shake up the hotel industry in the UK - more Birches are planned.

What about those restaurants?

Two words - Robin Gill. The chef behind the (now closed) The Dairy in Clapham and Darby's is the driving force behind the two restaurants here, Valeries and The Zebra Riding Club. They're like nothing in the area - and literally worth crossing/leaving town for. 

birch hotel hertfordshire(Left to right). The Italian garden, the ornate entrance hall and the bedroom

Where exactly is it?

Birch opened 30 minutes north of London in Hertfordshire in what used to be Theobalds House, a Georgian mansion with royal connections. Getting to it is pretty easy whether you're driving out of town (it's just off the A10) or taking the train (the nearest train station, Theobalds Grove, is a few minutes by taxi).

How are the rooms?

We thought the rooms were very comfortable and nicely detailed. Of the two we had in the main house (both Medium - there are also ones with bunks which would be great for families), we'd recommend the one overlooking the Italian gardens. There's no air con so if you want your window open, you probably don't want one overlooking the main lawns if other guests are partying late.

The bathrooms are just fine - but we'd be very surprised if those aren't overhauled in the next year. 

birch hotel hertfordshireOne of Birch's 'Medium' rooms in the main house. 

What's the draw for a foodie?

As mentioned, it's all about the pair of Robin Gill restaurants. Valeries is the more casual spot, found in the main house while The Zebra Riding Club has its own space in the grounds with space for alfresco dining in the courtyard, along with its own bar. You can also opt for a very socially distant BBQ experience in the grounds where they'll set up a BBQ for you and supply the dishes. 

birch hotel hertfordshireThe Zebra Riding Club - place was full on a Thursday night, which is always great to see. 

They're developing a kitchen garden, have their own (rescued) hens and are even rearing pigs on site. As with Birch itself, there's a big focus on sustainability. 

The meal we had at The Zebra Riding Club was excellent - one of the truly great meals we've had this year. Here's how it went down...

birch hotel hertfordshireDinner starts with a selection of snacks - Pan con tomate with Cantabrian anchovy, Grezzina courgette tartlet, grilled ox tongue with pickled onion and lovage, Gilchesters porridge sourdough with smoked cultured cream and miso (not pictured) and house coppa and pickled tomatoes.

birch hotel hertfordshireThe Coop dish - Heritage grains, Kentish corn and a fresh egg from the farm's rescued hens

birch hotel hertfordshireFruits De Mer featuring Achill Island oyster, Cornish crabspacio, and cured Penzance Red Mullet in shiso leaf tacos - this course is an extra £12.50 but we'd highly recommend it.

birch hotel hertfordshireNext, you move on to the Feast itself, which starts with Swaledale salt marsh lamb with grilled tropea onions and sunflower tahini

birch hotel hertfordshireNext up is Grilled Lamb Heart with bread and butter pickle - this had a great kick to it.

birch hotel hertfordshireWood-oven Cornish Mids potatoes with rosemary and thyme, arrives at your table still sizzling away. Awesome potatoes.

Room for dessert?

Of course. There is an additional cheese course, but we went straight for the sweet stuff.

birch hotel hertfordshireBlackberry ripple ice cream, white peach. Already great, these also come with...

birch hotel hertfordshire...the most amazing rosemary sablés. They may not look like much, but you will be fighting over these.

birch hotel hertfordshireThings finish up with a rosemary canale. It's all wrapped up so you can take this away and snack on it later.

What about vegetarians? 

There are four versions of the menu at the Zebra Riding Club - the main set menu, one for pescatarians, one for vegans and one for those wanting gluten-free. So everyone should be catered for. There's also a special menu for Sunday lunch. 

What is there to do other than eating and drinking?

Where to start...? There's a packed programme of activities you can get involved in from spoon whittling (yes, really) through to spin sessions, candle making and glass blowing. We dropped into the bakery for a session on soda bread making....

birch hotel hertfordshireThe fruits of our labours - a one-hour soda bread class led to this soda baguette. There are also courses for sourdough and they welcome people popping into the bakery to see how they make pastries and more. 

The next day...

After spending the morning working in the large coworking space, which has its own very good coffee shop, we popped into Valerie's for lunch before leaving. Covid rules mean that while you can eat in or grab and go, all ordering is done via an app which we found pretty easy to work.

The menu here ranges from small plates and flatbreads through to larger dishes. It's a compelling menu and as with Zebra, the quality was high throughout. Here's what we had:

birch hotel hertfordshireCrispy gurnard sandwich on sourdough with tartar sauce (£9) - a proper fish finger sandwich

birch hotel hertfordshireKernow cod brandade, crispy potatoes, farm herbs (£6.50). This is a cold grab & go pot - but of a much higher quality than we're used to. 

birch hotel hertfordshireCourgette flatbread with feta and basil (£6)

Overall thoughts

Birch is bound to be a huge hit. Pitched somewhere between Coombeshead Farm and Soho Farmhouse it manages to make a largeish hotel feel very homely and fun. It would be a great place for a getaway with friends or a one night break to destress from city life. That it's so easy to get to only makes things better. 

Robin Gill's involvement elevates it to must-visit status - everything we ate worked really well and the main meal at the Zebra Riding Club was outstanding. We also get the impression that the restaurant is only going to get better. Definitely one to watch. 


More about Birch

Where is it? Lieutenant Ellis Way, Cheshunt EN7 5HW

How much? Double rooms are available from £130. Book at birchcommunity.com

Find out more: Visit their website or follow them on Instagram @birchcommunity


Hot Dinners stayed as guests of Birch. Prices correct at time of publication. 

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