If you happen to get a criminal number of cheesy Valentine cards and find yourself aghast at the poor poetry and clipart images you've been sent as a supposed token of undying love, you may be interested in this. It's a Valentine's card amnesty by Kentish Town's Pizza East.
For three days from Wednesday 13th to Friday 15th February the North London pizza place will offer you a Margherita pizza for a fiver (normally £7) in exchange for your Valentine's Day cards. Just make sure you hand over your card to a staff member when ordering.
As they put it, why not "swap some emotional cheese for hot, stringy Mozzarella?".
Pizza East Kentish Town is at 79 Highgate Road, NW5 1TL. Follow them on Twitter @PizzaEast